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Message: It's that time of the month and going online would be the last place i'd want to be right now so if you don't have to worry about maxipads and underwire...... GO TO HELL!!!
Submitted By: Bluehunny33

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm sick you idiot
So I can't talk to you.
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3.9/5 (133 votes)

Submitted by: SuperBunny
Im not feeling well right now, but......if you come over and give me one of your kisses I might feel better.
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3.7/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: LLM
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED
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3.4/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: XxLoSeRxLoVexX
When I am not sick I am tired
When I am not tired I am sick
But, Now I feel...
Ugh...Not...to...good
To make me feel better leave me a message and a bucket.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
I am Sick. Wish you were here with me to comfort me :-*
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3.1/5 (85 votes)

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I am at home
you are at school
I am feeling lousy
you are feeling great
I am lying on the couch watching TV
you are at your desk doing your work
I am eating toast and soup
you are eating cafeteria food
I don't have to do homework
you have to do tons.
Geez it pays off sometimes to be sick.
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3.9/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: sick queen
I'm obviously online because I'm home. I'm obviously home because I'm sick. I'm obviously sick so I'm resting. I'm obviously resting so leave one.
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2.9/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: XoCheerChick03oX
I'm sick. Wish you were in as bad as a condition as me :-P
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1.9/5 (63 votes)

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I'm feeling very sick right now. If you need me send a message and some medicine please... :-X
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3.1/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: crazypigluvr
I'm home sick. I feel like crap. Forget AIM. I'm going to nap.
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3.8/5 (141 votes)

Submitted by: lalababa
I'm either coughing, barfing, fainting, sleeping, sneezing, watching tv, or just faking not going to school, you decide wich one...
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3.7/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: pleeseeatmeso
Im Sick.. Go away
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2.6/5 (85 votes)

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