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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Submitted By: hiperactivachica

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Cough cough I'm so sick which stinks but I look at it this way, I get to miss a day of school!
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1.9/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: lilhoppinbunny87
I'm sick. Wish you were in as bad as a condition as me :-P
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1.9/5 (63 votes)

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I don't remember eating that! Yucky I'm sick leave a message.
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2.1/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
* ! * PUKING * ! *
WANNA HOLD MY HAIR UP?!
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2.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: ThEcLuElEsScHiC
I'm either taking my temperature, taking medicine, sleeping, or puking in other words I'm sick
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2.3/5 (55 votes)

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Im Sick.. Go away
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2.6/5 (85 votes)

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Billy's mom wouldn't let him say "crap", so he said "cow". But then she'd yell at him when he said "cow", because she knew he meant "crap".
I am sick and and I fell like "cow".
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2.6/5 (102 votes)

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Remember; There always has to be "ick" in "sick" :-/
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2.7/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: o0okelso0o
I'd rather throw up than be talking to you...actually, I have already...
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2.7/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: addt2dangel
I'm coughing my brains out. I'll be back once I've stopped losing my body fluids all over a tissue!
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2.8/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: EnthENd99421
~*Sick*~
Call or leave some to make me feel better
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2.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: jess
I'm obviously online because I'm home. I'm obviously home because I'm sick. I'm obviously sick so I'm resting. I'm obviously resting so leave one.
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2.9/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: XoCheerChick03oX

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