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Category: Romance
Message: Hold me close, I want to feel your heartbeat. Who knows, maybe we'll fall in love.
Submitted By: xOojEnNa04oOx

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IM HOT, IM WET, IM NAKED, & ITS PRETTY STEAMY IN HERE....
and I'm takin a shower, you pervert!!!
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3.8/5 (1907 votes)

Submitted by: ashliz8701
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm in the shower.
So I don't smell like you.
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3.7/5 (1567 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Shower~Instead of the usual "come and join me" I would rather see you sprawled out naked on my bed when I get back!
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3.7/5 (973 votes)

Submitted by: Kelly***
I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!"
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4.0/5 (903 votes)

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I'm in the shower right now. Dont get any ideas, I charge for stuff like that. ;-)
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3.8/5 (827 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes 2minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe u should go brush your teeth too!
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3.8/5 (758 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky?;-)
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3.7/5 (655 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
Dont waste water; Shower with me!!
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3.6/5 (636 votes)

Submitted by: Ilyse
Im in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
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3.7/5 (589 votes)

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Hey everyone, I am taking my monthly shower, I will talk to you as soon as I dry off and roll the hose back up to the house.
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3.7/5 (580 votes)

Submitted by: Hendricks488
I'm sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I'M IN THE SHOWER.
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3.7/5 (577 votes)

Submitted by: xxriff raff87xx
It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is??? Mine's gettin all wet and nakie with me, lucky ducky huh?
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3.7/5 (525 votes)

Submitted by: delphianseraphim

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