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Category: Inspirational
Message: "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." -Aesop
Submitted By: TempusAMO

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Dirty boys need to take a shower...dirty girls need to stop thinkin about me while im in there.
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4.1/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
You smell pretty...bad!
It's called you NEED a shower!
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1.8/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
Showering. You know when you take a wash cloth put on some soap and water, rub the wash cloth all over the body and then rinse your body off. But then again some people don't know what the words soap and water means. Aint that true.
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: godsgurl13579
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm taking a shower,
so I don't smell like you
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4.0/5 (397 votes)

Submitted by: oakridgegal153
Hello %n, I'm away having an organic experience with the herbal essences bottle so leave me a message and I'll get back to you when the herbal essences boys are done serenading me!
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2.7/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: liltinkerbell716
Save water for Nemo...Shower With Me!
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3.7/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: sammich10
In the shower....Think clean thoughts...Grab a washcloth and come on in...
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3.6/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: NJzChula4u
I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!"
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4.0/5 (903 votes)

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Washing away yesterday. Cleansing for today
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3.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: xfairyprincessx9
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in the shower, wanna come too?
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3.6/5 (145 votes)

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In a very important meeting with Mr. Bubbles. If you interrupt our meeting, my bodyguard, Mr. Razor knows where you live!
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4.0/5 (339 votes)

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In a meeting with Mr. Bubbles. He is the CEO of Showers INC. We are determining whether of not Mrs. Conditioner is worthy of retiring. Do NOT interrupt us!
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3.8/5 (358 votes)

Submitted by: eatmorechiken678

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