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Category: Gross
Message: A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
Submitted By: Dulce Chica

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%n have a guess why I'm not here?1- you smell %n2- you smell %n3- you smell %nso you better have a shower like i am!!
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1.6/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: koolkittykat16
My razor is shaving me right now. He'll be back when he's done. As for me I'm hoppin in the shower afterward. Not that you care.
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1.8/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
You smell pretty...bad!
It's called you NEED a shower!
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1.8/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
...The average human uses 10,000 gallons of water a day for personal use...
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1.9/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: Blinkchic315
Im in the shower... I'M NAKED!!!!
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2.0/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: WaveBoarder03
Take my advice, take a shower everyday, and you'll smell fresh like me :-).
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2.1/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
Im in the shower right now! ill b back when im done!! Oh, By the way %n, u smell, take a shower but dont join me! Thanx!
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2.3/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: HeavnzDevl666
You know that smelly sweaty stuff you always smell like? ... Well I'm washing mine off! Leave me a message!
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2.3/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: Sugar Pie4169
I'm gettin nakey ;)
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2.4/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: StephBGSU1
Rub adub dub %n is in the tub!:)
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2.4/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Shana346
Sorry, I'm not here right now.. Do re mi fa sol la ti do!!! I'm singing in the shower. (duh!)
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Something smells really bad....oh, its me.
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2.5/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: psychojohn10

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