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Category: inspirational
Message: To the world you're maybe one person but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares.
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%n have a guess why I'm not here?1- you smell %n2- you smell %n3- you smell %nso you better have a shower like i am!!
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1.6/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: koolkittykat16
My razor is shaving me right now. He'll be back when he's done. As for me I'm hoppin in the shower afterward. Not that you care.
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1.8/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
You smell pretty...bad!
It's called you NEED a shower!
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1.8/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
...The average human uses 10,000 gallons of water a day for personal use...
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1.9/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: Blinkchic315
Im in the shower... I'M NAKED!!!!
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2.0/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: WaveBoarder03
Take my advice, take a shower everyday, and you'll smell fresh like me :-).
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2.1/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
Im in the shower right now! ill b back when im done!! Oh, By the way %n, u smell, take a shower but dont join me! Thanx!
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2.3/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: HeavnzDevl666
You know that smelly sweaty stuff you always smell like? ... Well I'm washing mine off! Leave me a message!
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2.3/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: Sugar Pie4169
I'm gettin nakey ;)
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2.4/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: StephBGSU1
Rub adub dub %n is in the tub!:)
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2.4/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Shana346
Sorry, I'm not here right now.. Do re mi fa sol la ti do!!! I'm singing in the shower. (duh!)
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Something smells really bad....oh, its me.
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2.5/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: psychojohn10

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