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Message: Don't call me goddess, don't call me queen, just call me the cutest princess you've eva seen.
Submitted By: acrochic718

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I'm taking a shower with Mr. Razor, Miss Shampoo, Mr. Conditioner, and Baby Soap. Can you guess whos missing? ;)
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3.4/5 (241 votes)

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Taking a shower...... I had to, the neighbors were starting to complain. :/
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3.4/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: pheobe424
Roses are dead,mainly due to you.I'm taking a shower,while you smell like poo.
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: MagnusKing
Hey guys im in the shower...wanna join?...call 1-800-YOU-WISH! ;-)
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3.4/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: XLilHottie0069x
I'm in the shower... and your not invited!;-)
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3.3/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: corey
Rub a dub dub party in my bathtub!
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3.3/5 (132 votes)

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Oops! There goes my shirt over my head, ooh my! Oops there goes my skirt dropin to my feet, ooh my! I'm in the shower...
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3.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: Daddysrdhdprncss
Hey I'm in the shower....It's kinda boring just singin' by myself so if you're a hottie come join me so we can make beautiful music together!
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3.2/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: CllgeGrl4u2nV
Mr Bubbles and I are engaging in a important bubble bath meeting, so leave me somethin and I'll get back to ya. . . o ya and I know you wish you were Mr bubbles
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3.2/5 (159 votes)

Submitted by: XoXoTEXASsweetyXoXo
Frolicking in the shower with midgets...be back when they're done washing me!
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3.2/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: Carter1214
Its time to go get a little wet and wild!!
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3.2/5 (81 votes)

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YODA STYLE!! Showering I am. Join me you will? Fun it will be! =D
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3.1/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: funyuns14

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