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Message:  Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
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Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky?;-)
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3.7/5 (655 votes)

Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
It's %t, do you know where YOUR rubber duckie is??? Mine's gettin all wet and nakie with me, lucky ducky huh?
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3.7/5 (525 votes)

Submitted by: delphianseraphim
Be back later.. I got a date with my rubber ducky!
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3.7/5 (465 votes)

Submitted by: xoxo4eva
I'm sorry. I cannot come to the computer right now, for a pair of hands are rubbing all over my hot, moist, naked body, over every inch...caressing every curve...and so I cannot respond because I'M IN THE SHOWER.
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3.7/5 (577 votes)

Submitted by: xxriff raff87xx
Washing away yesterday. Cleansing for today
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3.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: xfairyprincessx9
Save water for Nemo...Shower With Me!
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3.7/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: sammich10
In the shower and damnit %n quit trying to open the door!
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3.6/5 (311 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Dont waste water; Shower with me!!
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3.6/5 (636 votes)

Submitted by: Ilyse
Taking a shower.. If you want to view a live webcam broadcast
Click Here



U ARE SICK IF U THOUGHT I WAS ACTUALLY DOING THAT!!!!!!
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3.6/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: bvablond020
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in the shower, wanna come too?
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3.6/5 (145 votes)

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In the shower....Think clean thoughts...Grab a washcloth and come on in...
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3.6/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: NJzChula4u
I wish one of those herbal boys come and wash my hair!!!
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3.5/5 (254 votes)

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