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Dirty boys need to take a shower...dirty girls need to stop thinkin about me while im in there.
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Submitted by: yo momma |
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In a very important meeting with Mr. Bubbles. If you interrupt our meeting, my bodyguard, Mr. Razor knows where you live!
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4.0/5 (333 votes)
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I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!"
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4.0/5 (897 votes)
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm taking a shower,
so I don't smell like you
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4.0/5 (390 votes)
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Submitted by: oakridgegal153 |
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I'm in the shower right now. Dont get any ideas, I charge for stuff like that. ;-)
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3.8/5 (821 votes)
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Submitted by: phantomz45 |
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IM HOT, IM WET, IM NAKED, & ITS PRETTY STEAMY IN HERE....
and I'm takin a shower, you pervert!!!
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3.8/5 (1900 votes)
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Submitted by: ashliz8701 |
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Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes 2minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe u should go brush your teeth too!
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3.8/5 (756 votes)
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Submitted by: hulagirl |
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Save water for Nemo...Shower With Me!
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3.8/5 (202 votes)
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Submitted by: sammich10 |
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Im in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
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3.7/5 (584 votes)
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm in the shower.
So I don't smell like you.
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3.7/5 (1563 votes)
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Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo |
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Hey everyone, I am taking my monthly shower, I will talk to you as soon as I dry off and roll the hose back up to the house.
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3.7/5 (580 votes)
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Submitted by: Hendricks488 |
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Shower~Instead of the usual "come and join me" I would rather see you sprawled out naked on my bed when I get back!
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3.7/5 (972 votes)
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Submitted by: Kelly*** |
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