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Message: Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house. :-)
Submitted By: Candy4Me123

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Dirty boys need to take a shower...dirty girls need to stop thinkin about me while im in there.
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4.1/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
In a very important meeting with Mr. Bubbles. If you interrupt our meeting, my bodyguard, Mr. Razor knows where you live!
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4.0/5 (339 votes)

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I'm in the shower filming, "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild!"
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4.0/5 (903 votes)

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm taking a shower,
so I don't smell like you
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4.0/5 (397 votes)

Submitted by: oakridgegal153
I'm in the shower right now. Dont get any ideas, I charge for stuff like that. ;-)
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3.8/5 (827 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
IM HOT, IM WET, IM NAKED, & ITS PRETTY STEAMY IN HERE....
and I'm takin a shower, you pervert!!!
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3.8/5 (1907 votes)

Submitted by: ashliz8701
Sometimes we like it up and down and sometimes we like it back and forth and it only takes 2minutes to do, but it feels great so maybe u should go brush your teeth too!
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3.8/5 (759 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
In a meeting with Mr. Bubbles. He is the CEO of Showers INC. We are determining whether of not Mrs. Conditioner is worthy of retiring. Do NOT interrupt us!
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3.8/5 (359 votes)

Submitted by: eatmorechiken678
Im in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
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3.7/5 (589 votes)

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm in the shower.
So I don't smell like you.
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3.7/5 (1567 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Hey everyone, I am taking my monthly shower, I will talk to you as soon as I dry off and roll the hose back up to the house.
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3.7/5 (580 votes)

Submitted by: Hendricks488
Shower~Instead of the usual "come and join me" I would rather see you sprawled out naked on my bed when I get back!
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3.7/5 (973 votes)

Submitted by: Kelly***

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