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Message: 10 things in golf that sound dirrty: 1) look at the size of his putter 2) oh dang, my shafts bent! 3) you really wacked the hell out of that sucker 4) after 18 holes I can barely walk 5) my hands are so sweaty I cant get a grip 6) lift your head and spread your legs 7) you have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired 8) just turn your back and drop it 9) hold up. i've got to wash my balls 10)damn, I missed the hole again!
Submitted By: lilbrie

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You know you like someone when you start counting "points" when they compliment you.
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3.1/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: RedHeadBaby
Everybody's having a change of heart when I just found mine
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3.3/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: baby_gurl_2162
I stare at them.
Big blue oceans of delight.
They make me melt.
In them I see your compassion, your love, your excitement.
They've seen so much.
Just what I do not know.
Do they see my love for you?
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3.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: bethiec
Time is an expression of present, past, and the future, but we are forever and always!
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3.7/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: theverbalprofacy
Hold me close, I want to feel your heartbeat. Who knows, maybe we'll fall in love.
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3.6/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: xOojEnNa04oOx
Just remember, when you fall for someone, its only a matter of time before you crash to the ground...
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3.8/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: preplikenoother7
If only dreams were wishes, and wishes came true.
I'd be happy because in my dreams, I'm always with you.
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3.5/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Taylor
Love Is An UnStoppable Action..
Its Too Uncontrolable..
You Just Can't Give Up..
There Is A Person Out There For
EVERYONE!
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3.1/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: monkeylover12
Everytime I try to gasp for air, I am smothered in despair, its never over, inside I'm screaming begging pleading no more.
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3.2/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: 2cute4u
You are the light in the distance, and as I draw closer, I see the brilliance shine brighter and brighter, I can only imagine how bright you will be, when I hold you in my arms.
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3.6/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: BattleWornPages
I Love You More Than Words Can Say
I Love You More Than Night And Day
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3.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: JessyK.
I know I'll find my Prince Charming, but I'll have to kiss a few frogs.
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3.3/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: i_heart_u_x3

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