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Message: What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Submitted By: NattyICE

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WWJD, huh?? Good question. What would Jesus Do?? He would probable tell you how dumb you look w/ that damn shirt. And then ask you how much you spent on it. Then when you told him $20.00. He would laugh at you and say something like "It only cost me $5.00 to make it in my sweat shop. MARK UP ON YOUR SOUL!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Buy a bible.' Yeah that is how it would be. Oh by the way......... I am away
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Submitted by: RedFox835
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. -John 3:16
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Submitted by: Snake
Worship me, and we will get along just fine.
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Submitted by: somersdream97
LOVELove is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, now rude; never selfish, not quick to tak offence. Love keeps no score of wrongs; does not gloat over another's sins, but delights in the truth. There is nothing love cannot face; there is not limit to its faith, its hope, and its endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatist of them all is love. 1 Corinthians 13
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Submitted by: greenf
He doesn't love us cuz of who we are, He only loves us cuz of who He is.
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Submitted by: HisLilAngel
The Lord is like Dial Soap... Aren't you glad you have him and don't you wish everyone did?
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Submitted by: Cutiepie902132
At church, maybe where you should be ya think?
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Submitted by: X SwEtnSaSsY X
For God so loved the world that He gave His ONLY begotten Son that whoever believes in Him wont parish but will have everlasting life. John 3:16
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I tell you the truth: It is for your good that I am going away. John 16:7
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Jesus Wept
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Submitted by: Thomas
The Lord has called me to my bed so that I may rest my weary head. When the stars go to sleep and the sun begins to peep, that is when we'll meet again. Until that time, goodnight dear friend.
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Submitted by: Jentleness
2+2=God
God is the answer to everything.
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