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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo Momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!
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So whether you eat, drink, or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God!
1 Corinthians 10:31
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Submitted by: KatDross
Lets take a moment to thank god for HOTT guys!!
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Oh, draidle, draidle, draidle, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready.......
WHAT AM I DOING?! I'M CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by: Mtraudt
Got God, I do. Instant Message me if you want to except God today.
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Submitted by: Cleatfeet46
2+2=God
God is the answer to everything.
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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. -John 3:16
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Submitted by: Snake
WWJD, huh?? Good question. What would Jesus Do?? He would probable tell you how dumb you look w/ that damn shirt. And then ask you how much you spent on it. Then when you told him $20.00. He would laugh at you and say something like "It only cost me $5.00 to make it in my sweat shop. MARK UP ON YOUR SOUL!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Buy a bible.' Yeah that is how it would be. Oh by the way......... I am away
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Submitted by: RedFox835
At church, maybe where you should be ya think?
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Submitted by: X SwEtnSaSsY X
Seek first his kingdom and his righteousness Matthew 6:33
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Submitted by: Naamancutie0507
But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1 Corinthians 15:57
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Submitted by: IMAQT
The Lord has called me to my bed so that I may rest my weary head. When the stars go to sleep and the sun begins to peep, that is when we'll meet again. Until that time, goodnight dear friend.
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Submitted by: Jentleness
LOVELove is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, now rude; never selfish, not quick to tak offence. Love keeps no score of wrongs; does not gloat over another's sins, but delights in the truth. There is nothing love cannot face; there is not limit to its faith, its hope, and its endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love; but the greatist of them all is love. 1 Corinthians 13
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