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Message:  Thanks Alot For IMing MeGame Over Thanks To U Get A Life Talking To YourSelf
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WWJD, huh?? Good question. What would Jesus Do?? He would probable tell you how dumb you look w/ that damn shirt. And then ask you how much you spent on it. Then when you told him $20.00. He would laugh at you and say something like "It only cost me $5.00 to make it in my sweat shop. MARK UP ON YOUR SOUL!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Buy a bible.' Yeah that is how it would be. Oh by the way......... I am away
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Submitted by: RedFox835
Worship me, and we will get along just fine.
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Submitted by: somersdream97
Lets take a moment to thank god for HOTT guys!!
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He doesn't love us cuz of who we are, He only loves us cuz of who He is.
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Submitted by: HisLilAngel
Oh, draidle, draidle, draidle, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready.......
WHAT AM I DOING?! I'M CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by: Mtraudt
Jesus Wept
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Submitted by: Thomas
Jesus loves the little children all the little children of the world. red yellow black or white there all precious in his sight. jesus loves the little children of the world!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by: bigbootie69
At church, maybe where you should be ya think?
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Submitted by: X SwEtnSaSsY X
__/_//\_ //_/ _/ _/ Jesus is the way to success... Im out..makin him proud!
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Submitted by: GabbyGirl1214
For God so loved the world that He gave His ONLY begotten Son that whoever believes in Him wont parish but will have everlasting life. John 3:16
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1 Peter 2:3- "...now that you have tasted that the Lord is good."Knw GD...Crv GD...v GD
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Submitted by: Sweetie1302
Seek first his kingdom and his righteousness Matthew 6:33
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