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Message: HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh I think someone is coming.
Submitted By: dubbrunette009

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__/_//\_ //_/ _/ _/ Jesus is the way to success... Im out..makin him proud!
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3.4/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: GabbyGirl1214
At church, maybe where you should be ya think?
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3.3/5 (214 votes)

Submitted by: X SwEtnSaSsY X
Jesus loves the little children all the little children of the world. red yellow black or white there all precious in his sight. jesus loves the little children of the world!!!!!!!!
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3.1/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: bigbootie69
Jesus Wept
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2.9/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: Thomas
Oh, draidle, draidle, draidle, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready.......
WHAT AM I DOING?! I'M CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: Mtraudt
He doesn't love us cuz of who we are, He only loves us cuz of who He is.
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2.7/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: HisLilAngel
Lets take a moment to thank god for HOTT guys!!
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2.2/5 (70 votes)

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Worship me, and we will get along just fine.
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0.6/5 (753 votes)

Submitted by: somersdream97
WWJD, huh?? Good question. What would Jesus Do?? He would probable tell you how dumb you look w/ that damn shirt. And then ask you how much you spent on it. Then when you told him $20.00. He would laugh at you and say something like "It only cost me $5.00 to make it in my sweat shop. MARK UP ON YOUR SOUL!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Buy a bible.' Yeah that is how it would be. Oh by the way......... I am away
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0.5/5 (1371 votes)

Submitted by: RedFox835



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