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Message: Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
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Remember that life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.
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Submitted by: DistortedSpider
WHY?
1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink n drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment,When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Submitted by: qt
When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying.
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A girl is much more than she seems, not a toy by any means. Underneath the makeup and hair, there's a sign saying handle with care.
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Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real.
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4.2/5 (900 votes)

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You only live once . but if you live it right, once is enough.
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4.2/5 (872 votes)

Submitted by: x nEw foUnd gUrl
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching, and Laugh like no one's listening.
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4.1/5 (859 votes)

Submitted by: boobiez8569
*The best gift you can give is a hug: 1 size fits all and nobody ever minds if you return it*
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Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for a while and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never, ever, the same. ~ Anonymous
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4.2/5 (766 votes)

Submitted by: Tinkerbell
"Those who think they know everything, are very annoying to those of us who do." - Mark Twain
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Submitted by: Zaroff
Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely.
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Submitted by: s.money
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day....give a man religion and he will starve to death while praying for a fish
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