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Message: Why do people point to their wrist when they ask what time it is, but they don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for a while and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never, ever, the same. ~ Anonymous
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4.2/5 (766 votes)

Submitted by: Tinkerbell
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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Submitted by: ChaneseMan
Friends are like elevator buttons, they can either take you up or bring you down, choose wisely.
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4.0/5 (630 votes)

Submitted by: s.money
"I am not young enough to know everything." - unknown
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2.8/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: Destiny
Never argue with an idiot, they always bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: pugzsbestfriend
Make your own footsteps..don't follow in others!
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3.7/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: Me!
When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying.
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4.1/5 (1260 votes)

Submitted by: ???
Momma said life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get!
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3.0/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: Cookiesgal14
"The greatest thing in life is to love and be loved in return!" Moulin Rouge
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3.9/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: neworleansgurly
"If everyone played by all the rules, life would be no fun."
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3.6/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: Me
Music is the essence of life, life is the essence of music.-Zoolander
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: muddluver2
"If everyone played by all the rules, life would be no fun."
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3.9/5 (224 votes)

Submitted by: me

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