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Message: OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink n drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment,When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Submitted by: qt
*The best gift you can give is a hug: 1 size fits all and nobody ever minds if you return it*
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Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day....give a man religion and he will starve to death while praying for a fish
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Submitted by: luciferslady76
Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone.
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Submitted by: Moolins
"to live is to suffer...to survive is to find meaning in the suffering:...DMX
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3.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: tibey248
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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"Take a stand against crime...shoot back."
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3.6/5 (150 votes)

Submitted by: ?
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
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3.8/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: kodrag
"Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them"
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Submitted by: LSDKate
"Some guys are like playing with flames you don't want to get to close for the fear of getting burned" -Ali
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4.0/5 (199 votes)

Submitted by: AliceNWnderland8
You only live once . but if you live it right, once is enough.
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Submitted by: x nEw foUnd gUrl
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy
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3.9/5 (371 votes)

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