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Message: Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
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Sorry I don't eat buffalo! -Jessica Simpson
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2.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Lacrosse11
"I am not young enough to know everything." - unknown
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2.8/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: Destiny
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
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2.8/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: Luna
IM me if you want I won't respond because Homer Simpson once said, and I Quote "If something's hard to do then its not worth doing"
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2.8/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: xcountryski13
"Hey, don't worry about that. Just consentrate on what you're doin' and put it in the hole." ~ Hoosiers
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2.8/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: YoungAmerican680
If love is blind, then why is my man so fine.
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: JuJu4kenny
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they will feel all day.
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2.7/5 (112 votes)

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"Save the Environment...Plant a Bush back in Texas" -- Bumper Sticker
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2.4/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: weiwei
'When near, make it seem that you are far, when far, that you are near' Sun Tzu
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2.4/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: switchback pro
"Can you hear me now? ...good." - Verison Wireless guy
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2.3/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: sugarbearEm
"hunny, whatever your game is, I'll be ready to drop the bomb on you"-Sable
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2.3/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: jimmy2869
Thou shalt not steal, rather thou shalt steal with a happy smile.
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2.3/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Cheezyboyzy800

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