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Message: I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now.
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Fear is an illusion.. So Face it! M. J.
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3.6/5 (78 votes)

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"If everyone played by all the rules, life would be no fun."
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3.6/5 (89 votes)

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"Truth, Beauty, Freedom, but above all things, Love" -Moulin Rouge
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3.6/5 (87 votes)

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"If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!" -Eminem
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3.6/5 (198 votes)

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"Take a stand against crime...shoot back."
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3.6/5 (150 votes)

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Tony:"I-I Didn't Believe Hard Enough"
Maria:"Loving Is Enough"
-West Side Story
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3.6/5 (35 votes)

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Confucius says...Give a penny,Take a penny,But if you need more than 5 pennies,...GET A JOB!!!
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3.5/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: ~*Sekzi Princess*~
"Son, I'm not going to lie to ya. You're as dumb as a mule & twice as ugly. If a strange man pffers you a ride- I say take it!" -Grandpa Simpson
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3.5/5 (120 votes)

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Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
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3.5/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: braindead564
* Le coeur a ses raisons, que la raison ne connait point.* ("the heart has its reasons of which it does not know of")
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3.4/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL664
"If there is nothing to believe in...theres no purpose in life."
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3.4/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: chris
Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone.
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