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Message: While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium
Submitted By: luvdonthate13

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"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future" -Galadriel (Lord of the Rings)
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3.8/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: bluefirefly1313
Everybody expects tomorrow ... but maybe we shouldn't - Eric
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3.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: Z
"The pure and simple truth is rarely ever pure, and never simple."
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3.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: lionlover22
Friends are like diamonds. Beautiful, Bright, and Rare!!
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3.8/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: timmons2332
Never argue with an idiot, they always bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: pugzsbestfriend
"Truth is the perception of reality, whereas reality is the perception of the truth" ~ Anonymous
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3.7/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: TheCartKing
"For one day the end will come and on that day there will be no pardons" - Krieg Jagd
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3.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Jesus
Make your own footsteps..don't follow in others!
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3.7/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: Me!
The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own. -Michael Konda
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3.7/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: Z
"To live would be an awfully big adventure..." - Peter Pan
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3.7/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: eyecandy
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
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3.6/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: calisweety45
"Time changes things." -William A. Keene
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3.6/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: anniedalednc

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