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Message: You know those days when you are filled with energy...And no matter what ya do ya just cant get tired... Well today wasn't one of those days... so I'm very tired... bed time
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out."
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Submitted by: SOARwife
While Im gone, think about these things:
1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3. Why do they report power outages on TV?
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Submitted by: phantomz45
Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
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Submitted by: TimeBomb321
You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"
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Submitted by: hockey goose 19
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
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Submitted by: Chels
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?
A Testical!?!?
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Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
PI = http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/Pi.html
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Having a smoking section in eating areas is like having a peeing area in a pool...
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4.0/5 (459 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
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Why do people point to their wrist when they ask what time it is, but they don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Submitted by: ispilledmyjuice
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Submitted by: Z
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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