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Message: Gotta pee.... Be back in three!
Submitted By: dolphingirl

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Why am I so scared to call you.. why can't I pick up the phone and just talk.. its not love because we justmet.. I have the tingley feeling in my tummy and I don't know why
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3.1/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: lover_&&_hater69
If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?
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3.4/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: fevestaber2008
I would be here if I could I would but, I can't. By the time you figuire this out I will be back!
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2.9/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
If Your parents had never had children then it's very unlikely that you will.
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3.7/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Fussybritches862
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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4.5/5 (407 votes)

Submitted by: Z
To people who say life is short. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.
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3.4/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: thedavid06
If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?
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3.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: BIG ol AL12
Is it tuna or chicken?
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: kbsox20115867
If your rowing in a conoe, and you loose an ore in the couch, than how many cats does it take to build a doghouse?
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2.3/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: kml2hot4u
If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?
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3.7/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: ihaveissues72291
Time flies when you're having fun... hot dog flies when you sqeeze the bun :-D
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3.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: gigglewithjane
Right now, I could be here, or I could be away. Hey, this is great. I could be here, sitting here laughing at your stupidity for thinking that I am not here, or I could be away really doing something. HAHA! I LOVE THE POWER! I could be sitting here right now, laughing my head off at you, because you think I'm your friend and just am not here. hey, wait a second. you could be some loser. If this is you, go away.

HEY, I SAID GO AWAY!!!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. Well, anyway, you'll just have to wait until I get back to tell you... haha, I love it
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2.9/5 (83 votes)

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