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Message: 430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race.
Submitted By: CK8Flip

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Submitted by: Z
While Im gone, think about these things:
1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3. Why do they report power outages on TV?
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Submitted by: phantomz45
Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out."
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Submitted by: SOARwife
Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
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4.2/5 (634 votes)

Submitted by: TimeBomb321
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Submitted by: Benmanw10
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
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4.0/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
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4.0/5 (548 votes)

Submitted by: Chels
You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"
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Submitted by: hockey goose 19
Having a smoking section in eating areas is like having a peeing area in a pool...
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4.0/5 (459 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10
If a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?
A Testical!?!?
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4.0/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
Do fish ever get thirsty? If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick? Why does it say on childrens tylenol not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when they are just kids!?
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4.0/5 (266 votes)

Submitted by: ooooook
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
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Submitted by: ncjon118

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