Annoying Things To Do In Swimming Pool
*Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
*Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".
*Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
*Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed
*Throw people's things into the pool.
*Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
*Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
right now theses rules are in effect