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Category: Summer
Message: Annoying Things To Do In Swimming Pool
*Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
*Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".
*Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
*Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed
*Throw people's things into the pool.
*Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
*Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
right now theses rules are in effect
Submitted By: 50cent7

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No one's here. No one's perfect either, therefore, I am perfect beacause I am no one!
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I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.
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Something to Ponder: How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's???
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If you are you and I am me then who is he?
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If you're in the car and your computer crashes, how many elephants can you fit in you bed? NONE! Osama Bin Laden doesnt wear a diaper.
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Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
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Whats up? I'm not here right now so leave me a message....never mind don't...ok fine do....no don't....do..don't..do..don't..do..I cant make up my mind..so don't ...or do...
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Hey....I am not here because I am there...wait I am here! So....where am I? Well just leave a message I'll figure this out.....hmmmmmmmmmm
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What's the difference between a duck?
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