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Message: Hello, you have reached %n's away message, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 1,645,845 , please hold, your message is important to me.
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I haven't gone away, but I'll be right back!
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2.5/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69
1) If one synchronized swimmer drowns do they all have to drown?
2)Why do they report power outages on tv?
3)If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Alyssa
How can you miss you...if I don't go away?
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2.4/5 (59 votes)

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Hey? Didn't you IM me the day after yesterday?
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2.4/5 (60 votes)

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I can keep an idiot busy. Don't think so? Well, think of it this way,
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2.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Sanitysgstd099
If all the colors were mixed together it becomes white....so how do you get the colors to come back?
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

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If your rowing in a conoe, and you loose an ore in the couch, than how many cats does it take to build a doghouse?
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2.3/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: kml2hot4u
Do you like my away message? I mean, that's the only reason why you just instant messaged me right? Because I'm away?
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2.2/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldntulike2kno
Whats up? I'm not here right now so leave me a message....never mind don't...ok fine do....no don't....do..don't..do..don't..do..I cant make up my mind..so don't ...or do...
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2.1/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: omar91us
Hey....I am not here because I am there...wait I am here! So....where am I? Well just leave a message I'll figure this out.....hmmmmmmmmmm
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2.1/5 (56 votes)

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What's the difference between a duck?
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2.1/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: PWRVLN
I have only one question for you... How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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2.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus

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