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Category: Funny
Message: Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is mine. Be back later...
Submitted By: KeesterWeester

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I haven't gone away, but I'll be right back!
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2.5/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69
1) If one synchronized swimmer drowns do they all have to drown?
2)Why do they report power outages on tv?
3)If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Alyssa
How can you miss you...if I don't go away?
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2.4/5 (59 votes)

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Hey? Didn't you IM me the day after yesterday?
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2.4/5 (60 votes)

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I can keep an idiot busy. Don't think so? Well, think of it this way,
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2.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Sanitysgstd099
If all the colors were mixed together it becomes white....so how do you get the colors to come back?
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

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If your rowing in a conoe, and you loose an ore in the couch, than how many cats does it take to build a doghouse?
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2.3/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: kml2hot4u
Do you like my away message? I mean, that's the only reason why you just instant messaged me right? Because I'm away?
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2.2/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldntulike2kno
Whats up? I'm not here right now so leave me a message....never mind don't...ok fine do....no don't....do..don't..do..don't..do..I cant make up my mind..so don't ...or do...
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2.1/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: omar91us
Hey....I am not here because I am there...wait I am here! So....where am I? Well just leave a message I'll figure this out.....hmmmmmmmmmm
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2.1/5 (56 votes)

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What's the difference between a duck?
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2.1/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: PWRVLN
I have only one question for you... How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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2.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus

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