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Category: Inspirational
Message: When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Submitted By: gumbyluvsu

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I would be here if I could I would but, I can't. By the time you figuire this out I will be back!
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2.9/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
What's the Sound of one hand clapping?
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2.8/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: MidnightsChild 17
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? I found you. You are there, at your computer. Staring at me.
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2.8/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: cassi121789
Theres no such thing as darkness just absence of light
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2.8/5 (45 votes)

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Hey, I'm here but I'm not here so when I get here you will know I am here because I will be here.
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2.7/5 (47 votes)

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Ya know this is kinda like blocking everyone in one foul swoop!
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2.7/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: bobby
Who here is, here, but not here, maybe there, or there in here, where am I? I'm there, no THERE right here. Here is here and there is there. Don't you know anything?
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2.7/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
If someone drowns in water, what is it called when a fish dies from bein outta the water? hmmm, get back to me on that
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2.7/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: giggles247
Did you know that race car spelled backwards is still racecar?
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: trupirateatheart
If I be, I be, and if you be, you be, then who be he be?
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2.6/5 (54 votes)

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I doubt therefore I might be.
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2.5/5 (63 votes)

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It is never tomarrow, it's always today!
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2.5/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: BiteMe

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