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I once thought that nothing's impossible, until I asked myself to fly around the room, right then I noticed, not everything is possible.
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Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR |
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If it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?
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Submitted by: Ali |
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Why do people pick their nose?
Why do some have hairy toes?
Why do fat people take up two seats?
Why don't some change their sheets?
Why do mimes do what they do?
Why am I not talking to you?
.....Somethings in life we are just not meant to know....
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3.3/5 (71 votes)
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Submitted by: Ames |
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When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
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Submitted by: Zteen3 |
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When you look on your buddy list and see that someone has the symbol for an away message why do you always have to check and see what their away message is?
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Submitted by: sexybethy |
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Aren't we all really just naked people under our clothes?
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Submitted by: jayjobo |
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Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
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Time flies when you're having fun... hot dog flies when you sqeeze the bun :-D
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3.2/5 (56 votes)
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Submitted by: gigglewithjane |
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You wore that same outfit the day after yesterday....do not tell me NO...
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Submitted by: Angel |
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't. Which one of the 3 are you?
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Submitted by: PLC21990 |
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I think I am, therefore I am, I think.
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If we use our dirty hands to cleanse our bodies with soap, does that do the job?
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3.1/5 (51 votes)
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Submitted by: Ambient Curve |
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