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Category: Christmas
Message: It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
Submitted By: barlowgirl

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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call, and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
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Submitted by: Z
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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3.4/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefor i am perfect.
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3.4/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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3.4/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: Bendrix
Do not speak unless you can improve the silence...
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3.4/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Jess Da
Think everyone's flawless? Just imagine the person you think is most perfect taking a crap.
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3.4/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Anonymous
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on, unless your pissed off because you were pissed on!...get it? got it? good! brb
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3.4/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: cutieecs
It only takes a second to realize sitting at your computer "too" long makes you a loser, so you get up and find something to do, until you get bored and come back to your computer anyway.
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3.4/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Z
To people who say life is short. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does.
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3.4/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: thedavid06
If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?
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3.4/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: fevestaber2008
If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
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3.3/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo

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