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Category: Valentines
Message: I love you like a corn loves the cob!!!
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If Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?
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Submitted by: BIG ol AL12
If Your parents had never had children then it's very unlikely that you will.
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3.7/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Fussybritches862
I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait...
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3.6/5 (143 votes)

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If the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called #2? It should be #1?
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3.6/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Guesswho89U
There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ones who can count, and ones who cant.
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3.6/5 (169 votes)

Submitted by: thiswebsiteisgay
You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!
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3.6/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: joejoeblow18
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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3.6/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Never do today what you can put off until tommorow, but today is yesterday's tommorow. So what do you do now?
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3.5/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: DrkJstrXxX
How do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?
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3.5/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: MOO HA HA
You know your insane when you can hear mimes talk......
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3.5/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: StEpHsPoNgE
Think about this-
DO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?
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3.5/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
If 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
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3.5/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: i dunno

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