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Message: The flowers are blooming...the raindrops are falling...AND IM OUT CUTTIN THE F-IN GRASS!
Submitted By: broknwingd17

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If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?
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3.8/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: JasonPaul
Since history never stops, when does the future begin?
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3.8/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: Optimize
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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3.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?
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3.7/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: alln1dream
Chicken: The only thing you can eat before its born and after...
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3.7/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: chels
Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?
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3.7/5 (189 votes)

Submitted by: Livy
Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world, drowned today...
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3.7/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Bendrix
this world's messed up:Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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3.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
1 out of 4 people in America have a mental disorder. Just think, if your 3 best friends are normal, then its YOU!!! Ponder that, and Ill be back later...
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3.7/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: SpopJr
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
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3.7/5 (162 votes)

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Why do croutons come in an air tight package? Aren't they just stale bread anyway?
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3.7/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: sasquatch08344
If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?
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3.7/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: ihaveissues72291

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