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If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
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Why do people point to their wrist when they ask what time it is, but they don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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If God sneezed, what would you say?
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If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower?!...
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Submitted by: leeshababe11 |
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If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka |
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If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???
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Submitted by: AussieMalibuRain |
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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
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Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
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There is a fine line in the human being that separates one half of a person from the other. Without its existence, life as we know it could never have existed. It is a space that allows out only what is taken in. It is a void that must remain open and free, lest an emergency descend upon us. Though it is often the cause of many struggles, we must learn to appreciate it, for without our butt cracks, we are nothing
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Submitted by: SHSrunner09 |
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Did you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going fast than you is a maniac?
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If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?
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Submitted by: CHELS |
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Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder "What happened?"
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Submitted by: MsDiva4Lyfe42 |
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