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Category: Romance
Message: Love is friendship set on fire.
Submitted By: thebluediamondx3

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If I was walking down the street with a rhino, and the turkey said, "quack", what would the chicken be doing?
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2.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Is it tuna or chicken?
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: kbsox20115867
I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.
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2.0/5 (52 votes)

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Something to Ponder: How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's???
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2.0/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Jack
If you are you and I am me then who is he?
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2.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: dscheercutie23
If you're in the car and your computer crashes, how many elephants can you fit in you bed? NONE! Osama Bin Laden doesnt wear a diaper.
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2.0/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
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2.0/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: yourmama10
No one's here. No one's perfect either, therefore, I am perfect beacause I am no one!
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1.8/5 (106 votes)

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I am gone, actually I'm here. Because if I were gone I would be dead. And I am not dead since I'm on... get it
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1.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
If there's a cat in a river, and a monkey on your roof, will the time be 16:73? Or monkey?
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1.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Shinyo
PI = http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/Pi.html
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1.1/5 (486 votes)

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