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Message: The clouds roll in, without giving you notice. The sky turns black, ready for an attack. The rain starts to pour, as it's wanting for more. The lightning flashes, the thunder crashes. as you go inside, this won't be your last ride. Once again the clouds roll out, everyone come back out, to see that everything is alright, just a temporary fright. You'll just have to wait and behold, what the next storm will really hold.
Submitted By: MB Gergenheim

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If I was walking down the street with a rhino, and the turkey said, "quack", what would the chicken be doing?
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2.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Is it tuna or chicken?
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: kbsox20115867
I haven't gone away but I'll be right back.
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2.0/5 (52 votes)

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Something to Ponder: How come they make 6 colors of regular M&M's, but they make only 3 colors of Reese’s pieces M&M's???
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2.0/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Jack
If you are you and I am me then who is he?
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2.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: dscheercutie23
If you're in the car and your computer crashes, how many elephants can you fit in you bed? NONE! Osama Bin Laden doesnt wear a diaper.
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2.0/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: stargazer & cuddlecutie
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
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2.0/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: yourmama10
No one's here. No one's perfect either, therefore, I am perfect beacause I am no one!
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1.8/5 (106 votes)

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I am gone, actually I'm here. Because if I were gone I would be dead. And I am not dead since I'm on... get it
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1.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
If there's a cat in a river, and a monkey on your roof, will the time be 16:73? Or monkey?
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1.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: Shinyo
PI = http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/Pi.html
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1.1/5 (486 votes)

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