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Category: FatJokes
Message: One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.
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If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?
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Submitted by: JasonPaul
Since history never stops, when does the future begin?
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Submitted by: Optimize
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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Submitted by: ncjon118
If all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?
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Submitted by: alln1dream
Chicken: The only thing you can eat before its born and after...
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Submitted by: chels
Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?
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Submitted by: Livy
Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world, drowned today...
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Submitted by: Bendrix
this world's messed up:Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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Submitted by: skiendog
1 out of 4 people in America have a mental disorder. Just think, if your 3 best friends are normal, then its YOU!!! Ponder that, and Ill be back later...
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Submitted by: SpopJr
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
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Why do croutons come in an air tight package? Aren't they just stale bread anyway?
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Submitted by: sasquatch08344
If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?
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