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Message: I'm not here.. I have a life.



hahah, ok.. that was funny. I'll bbl.
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Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
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Submitted by: Z
Why do people point to their wrist when they ask what time it is, but they don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Submitted by: ispilledmyjuice
If God sneezed, what would you say?
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If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower?!...
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Submitted by: leeshababe11
If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka
If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???
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Submitted by: AussieMalibuRain
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
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Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
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There is a fine line in the human being that separates one half of a person from the other. Without its existence, life as we know it could never have existed. It is a space that allows out only what is taken in. It is a void that must remain open and free, lest an emergency descend upon us. Though it is often the cause of many struggles, we must learn to appreciate it, for without our butt cracks, we are nothing
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Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Did you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going fast than you is a maniac?
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If Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?
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Submitted by: CHELS
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder "What happened?"
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Submitted by: MsDiva4Lyfe42

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