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Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
I am scitzophrenic...
And so am I
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2.4/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: blink182
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
diamonds are pretty,
but not as pretty as you
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3.1/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: Esmith9083
Loved you yesterday
Love you still
Always have
Always will!
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3.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: crazyizkool215
East to the sea, West to the land... Death to the b*tch that touches my man.
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4.0/5 (414 votes)

Submitted by: ImGreat22
I slit my wrist and begin to bleed and in the puddle of blood that will apear all my problems will dissapear.
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2.8/5 (213 votes)

Submitted by: rubberduckieman1
Day by day
Night by night
Kiss by kiss
Touch by touch
Step by step
I fall in love
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3.5/5 (146 votes)

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Never forget the way you cried, Never forget the way you tried, Never forget the way he said, you'll never get inside my head.
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4.0/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: rhabbs814
When i look into your eyes
I see what we could be
why don't you follow me
we could be together
and in our wonderland
the world will be the fairy tale
and I as the princess
shall be saved by the prince's true love kiss
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3.6/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: otharealmzgodes
Birdy Birdy in the sky, why did you do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap! Hehe I'm out side! Catch ya later %n!
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3.5/5 (184 votes)

Submitted by: swchic4u2
God made elks, god made deer, God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
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2.7/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
Why did you do it? How could you have done it? I couldn't believe you as I looked in your eyes, what do you mean it isn't true my heart will never be with you.
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3.5/5 (56 votes)

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I'm gonna draw a picture, a picture with a twist, I'll draw it with a razor blade, I'll draw it on my wrist, as I draw this picture a fountain will appear, and as this fountain flows, washing away my sorrow, washing away my fear, my troubles will disappear.
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3.8/5 (549 votes)

Submitted by: BabyGirl366

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