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Message: The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
Submitted By: sweet12

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Doo Doo Is Brown
Doo Doo Is Stink
And Something Is Wrong
If Your Doo Doo Is Pink!
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1.9/5 (628 votes)

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Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
I am scitzophrenic...
And so am I
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2.4/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: blink182
In u'r eyes u think u'r importantMaybe to you but this longs to be truePicture yourself w/o da money n da carsOr da cloths n da jewelary tooRemember da time u were out in da streetTrying to find a scrap for you to eatAnd everywhere you turned Now you'll finally learnThe truth, your not important
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Foxysweetncute
I am away, I won't delay, Getting back to you, Your eyes of blue, Draw me close, With sudden mystery, I wouldn't miss talking to you, for anything in our history!
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2.6/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: Jordanzchica9
God made elks, god made deer, God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
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2.7/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
I slit my wrist and begin to bleed and in the puddle of blood that will apear all my problems will dissapear.
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2.8/5 (213 votes)

Submitted by: rubberduckieman1
Space and time. well theres never enough of it here on earth, were the rules are made. But in the vastness of space there is no concept of time or the need for space, because there is an unlimited supply of it. So whenever you feel like your out of time and space just turn and look into the night....
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2.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: erkiset
It's Hard To Say I Love You,
But It's Even Harder To Say I Love You Back!!!
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2.9/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: CheerWeirdo85
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
talking to you,
is not what I do.
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3.0/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: i dont noe
Shinning star pass me by, in the corner of my eye, I look around to see more, of course they are all gone for me not to see. I shall walk away til' another time.....
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3.0/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: Demonkat14
When I look in your eyes
I still go crazy
No my heart just can't hide
That old feeling in side
You know when I look in your eyes
I go crazy
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
diamonds are pretty,
but not as pretty as you
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3.1/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: Esmith9083

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