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Category: homework
Message: doing homework what's new someone please tell me
Submitted By: born2shopp9

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I lost my puppy, can you come help me look in my cheap hotel room across the street?
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4.7/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
The word of the day is legs, now lets go back to your place and spread the word.
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4.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
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4.0/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: turtlesr117
Do you have a band-aid? Because I fell for you.
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4.0/5 (1 vote)

Submitted by: TurtlesR117
Lets make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
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4.0/5 (2 votes)

Submitted by: me
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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3.7/5 (3 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
Is that a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them!
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3.7/5 (3 votes)

Submitted by: sugarr1228
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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3.5/5 (2 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
Can I use ur library card? cuz I wanna check u out.
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3.3/5 (3 votes)

Submitted by: 69bb69
Baby, you must be a broom because you just swept me off of my feet!
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3.3/5 (3 votes)

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Are you McDonalds??? Cause I'm lovin it
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3.0/5 (4 votes)

Submitted by: nay
SCREW ME if I'm wrong, but you looked liked Jennifer Aniston from across the room, are u?
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3.0/5 (2 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892

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