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Message: "here's my philosophy on dating. it's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on...and it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other." -Brooke Davis
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I lost my puppy, can you come help me look in my cheap hotel room across the street?
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4.7/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
The word of the day is legs, now lets go back to your place and spread the word.
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4.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
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4.0/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: turtlesr117
Do you have a band-aid? Because I fell for you.
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4.0/5 (1 vote)

Submitted by: TurtlesR117
Lets make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
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4.0/5 (2 votes)

Submitted by: me
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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3.7/5 (3 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
Is that a mirror in your pants? because I can see myself in them!
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3.7/5 (3 votes)

Submitted by: sugarr1228
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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3.5/5 (2 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892
Can I use ur library card? cuz I wanna check u out.
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3.3/5 (3 votes)

Submitted by: 69bb69
Baby, you must be a broom because you just swept me off of my feet!
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3.3/5 (3 votes)

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Are you McDonalds??? Cause I'm lovin it
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3.0/5 (4 votes)

Submitted by: nay
SCREW ME if I'm wrong, but you looked liked Jennifer Aniston from across the room, are u?
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3.0/5 (2 votes)

Submitted by: JamusT2892

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