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Message: Three men are entering Heaven, and they're asked a question to see what kind of car they drive in Heaven. The first man is asked, "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" He answers, "Three times." He gets a scooter. The second man is asked the same question. He replies, "Two times." He gets a Moped. The third man is asked the same question, and he answers, "Never, I swear to God." He gets a Ferrari. The three men enter Heaven, and they see the man with the Ferrari crying. They ask him, "Why are you crying? You got a Ferrari!" He replies, "I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard."
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Hey all I'm outties having some fun =) .. Hit me up!!
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1.6/5 (139 votes)

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It's FRIDAY!!! I'M OUT PATYING!!! OH IF YOU I'M ME WHILE I HAVE THIS UP! YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE... LOL
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1.6/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: MajinVeggto
they actually have a website unoriginal
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1.6/5 (97 votes)

Submitted by: bob
If you really think that I want to talk to you instead of going out partying, you have got to be crazy. If you let me know who you are you can come with me and maybe we can have some fun if you know what I mean. B/c my boyfriend won't be there!:)
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1.9/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: Gooberness69
Hey, I'm the cool one because I'm the one partying when you're not!! So what now?? Yea I know I'm cool!!
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2.0/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: LilMandy101588
So, MIP's Are fun...
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2.0/5 (89 votes)

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My god, %n, why are you sitting at your computer? Can I say LOSER? I mean really! GO TO A PARTY FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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2.1/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: phjen404
I'm out partying right now wooohooo! O SH*T I HIT A TREE Gotta go!
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2.2/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: Kellibabe05
It's party time P-A-R-T-Y? because I gotta!!!!!
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: showtime1551
Partyin like rockstars :):):)
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2.5/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: StephBGSU1
HALLAAAAA! Party time...it's FRIDAY night! :)
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2.7/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: chandasaur
Parties don't stop till eight in da mornin! ;)
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2.7/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: AngelPrinces487

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