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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Submitted By: chicken and rice

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I am in bed having a party of my own
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3.4/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: Audrey
I'm out having more fun than you, I'm out partying...while your setting here reading away message's...Loooser
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3.1/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: kenziluvznick
I'm out partying having a good time and if %n is readin this away message I guess your not having a great time! HIT DA CELL!
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: starryxxangel
I forgot about you... all my friends are over here... Why arn't you???...
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3.0/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Zaroff
My boyfriends outa town...I'm out partying it up!
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3.0/5 (100 votes)

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HALLAAAAA! Party time...it's FRIDAY night! :)
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2.7/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: chandasaur
Parties don't stop till eight in da mornin! ;)
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2.7/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: AngelPrinces487
Partyin like rockstars :):):)
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2.5/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: StephBGSU1
It's party time P-A-R-T-Y? because I gotta!!!!!
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: showtime1551
I'm out partying right now wooohooo! O SH*T I HIT A TREE Gotta go!
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2.2/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: Kellibabe05
My god, %n, why are you sitting at your computer? Can I say LOSER? I mean really! GO TO A PARTY FOR GOD'S SAKE!
  • Currently 2.12/5
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2.1/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: phjen404
Hey, I'm the cool one because I'm the one partying when you're not!! So what now?? Yea I know I'm cool!!
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2.0/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: LilMandy101588



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