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Category: Christmas
Message: Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
Submitted By: Rhystic02

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I'm out like an anorexic girl in a pie eating contest.
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I'm out like Jessica Simpson in a speling bee.
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3.9/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: bluedogdixie
I'm out like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Super Bowl. (o)
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3.8/5 (421 votes)

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I'm out like you in a beauty contest.
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3.7/5 (415 votes)

Submitted by: inthehoop2007
I'm out like a blind man in a game of pictionary...
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3.4/5 (350 votes)

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Out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs...
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3.5/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: Bohnnahi
I'm out like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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3.8/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: picturesqueye
I'm out like a hooker on a friday night!
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3.5/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: vadiesel66
Out like a plummers crack.
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3.5/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: T-bag61387
I'm out like a kid who can't read in a spelling bee
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1.2/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: Cutie9
I'm out like a sumo wrestler in a bikini contest
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4.0/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: luvumlots22606
I'm outtie like a navel!!
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1.4/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: mizbehavin365

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