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Category: FatJokes
Message: One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.
Submitted By: SeXy LeZ

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Hey ya'll I'm out like 10 shots of Tequilla.
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I'm out like a midget in a basketball game
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I'm out like prunes in an old lady
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I'm out like Mike Tyson on Jeopardy
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I'm in and out like a fast food restaurant
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2.5/5 (59 votes)

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Out like a pregnant woman's belly
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I'm out like stink after febreeze...
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2.6/5 (64 votes)

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I'm out like %n's mom in a weight loss program
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Out like the disco era...
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2.6/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: sexysteph09
I'm out like a crack whore in a church.
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2.6/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: japweeed
I'm out like %n in a beauty contest!
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2.5/5 (65 votes)

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