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Category: Christmas
Message: In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
Submitted By: pjm

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Im out like a dude in a relationship when he finds out hes gonna be a father.
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I'm outtie like a navel!!
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1.4/5 (197 votes)

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I'm out like a fat girl playing dodgeball.
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Im out like christopher reeves in a game of twister.....
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1.8/5 (165 votes)

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Hey. I'm out like %n in a spelling bee.
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Out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs...
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3.5/5 (348 votes)

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I'm out like a deaf kid playing name that tune.
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2.5/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Mini
I'm out like a blind man in a game of pictionary...
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3.4/5 (350 votes)

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I'm out like an anorexic girl in a pie eating contest.
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3.1/5 (537 votes)

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I'm off like a prom dress on prom night.
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3.0/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: d3jive34
Like a white boy in a jumping contest...I'm out!!
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2.4/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: matthewsoccer12
I'm out like you in a beauty contest.
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3.7/5 (415 votes)

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