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Category: Funny
Message: Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house. :-)
Submitted By: Candy4Me123

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I'm out like Paris Hilton in a spelling bee.
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3.4/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: radriss93
Out like a fart in church
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3.2/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Hukfinn77
Out like a blind man playing "I Spy"
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3.2/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Hukfinn77
I'm out like a white person in the ghetto.
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3.2/5 (190 votes)

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I'm out like an anorexic girl in a pie eating contest.
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3.1/5 (537 votes)

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I'm off like a prom dress on prom night.
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3.0/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: d3jive34
I'm out like a midget in a slam dunk contest.
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3.0/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: The man J Train
Out like your grandmother's dentures before a BJ!
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3.0/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: dagoldentongue
Out like a woman's credit card on the day after Thanksgiving
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3.0/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Hukfinn77
With an X and an O I'm out like "Woah"!!
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3.0/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: rain162bow
I'm out like you in a beauty pagent.
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3.0/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: radriss93
I'm out like a sumo wrestler stealing third.
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2.9/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: laxattack289



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