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Message: Right now, I could be here, or I could be away. Hey, this is great. I could be here, sitting here laughing at your stupidity for thinking that I am not here, or I could be away really doing something. HAHA! I LOVE THE POWER! I could be sitting here right now, laughing my head off at you, because you think I'm your friend and just am not here. hey, wait a second. you could be some loser. If this is you, go away.

HEY, I SAID GO AWAY!!!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. Well, anyway, you'll just have to wait until I get back to tell you... haha, I love it
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When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. brb
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Submitted by: Alesha07
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Submitted by: sk8rs04
I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
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Submitted by: ncjon118
Only in America do they have Braille on drive-thru ATM machines.
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Submitted by: I82much1211
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who the hell would go out with a fish?
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Submitted by: Sk8jackass89
Only in america - do we put handycap parking spaces in front of skating rinks.
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I am a princess, I live in the clouds. If you wanna kick it with me, you better bow down, so get on your knees, and call me your highness, cuz baby believe me I'm (your city)'s finest!
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3.7/5 (213 votes)

Submitted by: MysticMariel
I dont swim in your toilet, so please don't piss in my pool!!!
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3.8/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: SweetBlonde50
I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy
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4.0/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter.
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Submitted by: clownhunter123
A B C D E F G, Gummie bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. A yellow one just stole my shoe. A B C D E F G, Gummie bears are chasing me!! (sung to the tune of the alphabet)
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3.4/5 (179 votes)

Submitted by: Geminichic023
%n..I am outside searching for your pet!...Call or leave me a message and maybe you will catch me before I catch it!!...lata!
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1.2/5 (178 votes)

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