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Message: If Guyz Had Their Periods They Would Brag About How Big Their TAMPONS Were....:)
Submitted By: **Jay**

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There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who the hell would go out with a fish?
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3.6/5 (234 votes)

Submitted by: Sk8jackass89
I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
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Submitted by: ncjon118
Hey %n! I'm killing...I mean dealing w/ my annoying bro right now. Just hold on a sec while I "settle him down" somewhere. (u think I'm gonna let his corpse be found? hell no...I'm gonna hide it in the yard. But this is our little secret O:-) lolz) TTYL when I get back.:-P
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Submitted by: jessica
I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy
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4.0/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Only in america - do we put handycap parking spaces in front of skating rinks.
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3.6/5 (225 votes)

Submitted by: :)
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. brb
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4.1/5 (874 votes)

Submitted by: Alesha07
Taking my rubber ducky for a walk, be back when its done going potty!
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Submitted by: flagdancer
I once thought I had mono for a whole year, It just turned out that I was REALLY bored...
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2.7/5 (75 votes)

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I'm off to see the lizard, down on pascagoula run. Where Delaney talks to statues, as she dances round the pool, she chases cats through Roman runs, and stomps on big toadstools. Where their walls are built of cannon balls, their motto is don't tread on me. Where I am the pirate, and she will always be the queen- Sir Francis and Elizabeth, the best there's ever been. Surrounded by stories, surreal and sublime, I fell in love in the library, once upon a time.
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Submitted by: I am Tofer
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
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Submitted by: LaurenAtmore
%n..I am outside searching for your pet!...Call or leave me a message and maybe you will catch me before I catch it!!...lata!
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Submitted by: dumboblonde2002
My lawnmower is chasing me around the lawn right now. Please call 911. I'm runnin outta breath and he ain't runnin out of gas.
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3.7/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39

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