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Message: You know when you're at a red light and the person next to you moves up a couple inches you are compelled to move forward as well? Are we really making progress towards our destination? "Whew, I thought we were going to be late, but now that I'm nine inches closer I think I'll stop for coffee and a danish!"
Submitted By: hockey goose 19

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"If I had a laptop, I'd sit under the tree in your front yard and miss you"
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I'm off to see the lizard, down on pascagoula run. Where Delaney talks to statues, as she dances round the pool, she chases cats through Roman runs, and stomps on big toadstools. Where their walls are built of cannon balls, their motto is don't tread on me. Where I am the pirate, and she will always be the queen- Sir Francis and Elizabeth, the best there's ever been. Surrounded by stories, surreal and sublime, I fell in love in the library, once upon a time.
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Submitted by: I am Tofer
A woman without a man is like an idiot without a piece of bread. I'm gonna go find a peice of bread.
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2.4/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: FongirongeIconge
%n, I seriously doubt that you are the end result of millions of years of evolution, when you find a good conclusion to the mystery of evolution you can then leave a message.
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2.3/5 (57 votes)

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No motivation....
only masturbation!
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2.2/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: lastkiss240
Its %t, do you know where your kids are?
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: CaNnOnClArK
My dog got into my computer and ate all my good awaymessages!
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1.9/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: Basketballin
Good girls are nice, good girls are sweet, but i'm da good girl who's naughty with whip cream and ice.
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1.8/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: babyboo21x
Sun, surf, and SAND SAND SAND! Wait! No! Backup! Sun, suit, and SWIM SWIM SWIM! Yeah, that's right!
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1.6/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: Wouldn't you like to know
%n..I am outside searching for your pet!...Call or leave me a message and maybe you will catch me before I catch it!!...lata!
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1.2/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: dumboblonde2002

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