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We should all take a lesson from crayons, I mean come on. There are many different kinds some are beautiful some are plain and some have weird names, but they all have to learn to live in the same box, so why cant we all learn to live in the same world.
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Submitted by: sk8rs04 |
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When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. brb
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Submitted by: Alesha07 |
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Only in America do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter.
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Submitted by: clownhunter123 |
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Only in America do they have Braille on drive-thru ATM machines.
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Submitted by: I82much1211 |
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Sticks and stones may break my bones,But whips and chains excite me.
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Submitted by: youthdistorted |
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I dont swim in your toilet, so please don't piss in my pool!!!
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Submitted by: SweetBlonde50 |
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If a man comes up to you and asks "What's your sign," just reply "DO NOT ENTER!"
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Submitted by: princesstavia us |
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Only in america - do we put handycap parking spaces in front of skating rinks.
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Submitted by: :) |
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An "Away Message" Is considered self explanatory
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Submitted by: emilyk41290 |
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In Some Cultures, What I Do Is Considered Normal!
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Submitted by: Bun Bun |
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