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Category: Drinking
Message: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Submitted By: IndigoFlo

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New Years Away Messages

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Champagne n Fireworks
Burst into galore
Happy New Year's
* . two-O-O-seven. *
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3.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: Messia
They say that how you spend your New Years is how you're going to spend the rest of the year...and you're still online.
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3.0/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: jennrocksmysocks
New Years: When they say its the best time to start over and no one really does!!
Happy 2007, it just means your gettin older!
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2.9/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: Whitney G
My New Years resolution is to not spend so much time on the computer and to not drink as much... well, at least the computer part is still intact until tomorrow.
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I've been connected to AIM since 2006 and now its 2007! Man have I been sitting here a long time...
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
Hi, I'm out getting drunk and parting.
What can I say it is New Years!
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2.8/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: ???????
Watching a ball drop...wow sparkly...
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
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2.8/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: qwerty
Ok right now it's 1:15 AM, January 1, 2007...What? I was in the shower when it was New Years?!?!
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2.7/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: MichaelaLai
Hey I'm partying with my friends during New Year's because I obviously HAVE a life. IM me if you don't, so you can come over.
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2.7/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: AlExLoVeR4EvA
My New Years resolution is to find a good away message, it might take a while!
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2.6/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: Douy
HAPPY NEW YEAR almost!!!!! I'm out partying soo leave me sum and I'll get back to you next year ;)
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2.6/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: roxybabe1906
Open the wine, take out the streamers, watch tv, because it's New Years baby!
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2.4/5 (21 votes)

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