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Category: BabySitting
Message: I'm living the single most horrifying night of my life, little demons are going to torment me with constant howling, and screaming, they will throw strange hanffulls of unknown goop at me and the $600 white sofa. This may also be called 'babysitting'
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Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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3.9/5 (117 votes)

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Did you draw her a picture?
Heck yes I did.
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3.9/5 (115 votes)

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Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
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4.0/5 (133 votes)

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Skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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4.2/5 (259 votes)

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Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
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4.2/5 (289 votes)

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It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
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4.2/5 (222 votes)

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I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.
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4.2/5 (222 votes)

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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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4.3/5 (222 votes)

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What are you drawing?
A liger.
What's a liger?
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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4.3/5 (356 votes)

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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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4.4/5 (490 votes)

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How was school? The worst day of my life, what do you think?
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4.2/5 (179 votes)

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I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
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3.6/5 (123 votes)

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