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Message: Hey what is that smell? Oh crap, you must have rubbed it off on me...going to do some laundry...
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$6.00....Hey thats like a dollar an hour!
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3.8/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: jazzy fizzle
Rex:do you think people make fun of me because I go to starla at night I don't think so
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3.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: imurpunkypimp12
Rex: You think I got to where I am looking like Peter Pan? You want to get kicked by me while I'm wearing these bad boys?
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3.8/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Deathraptor022
You got shox, pegs...LUCKEEEEY
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4.1/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: blondiefrog12
"Do the chickens have large talans?"
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3.9/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: xoxomadisonxox
What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
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4.3/5 (467 votes)

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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
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4.1/5 (143 votes)

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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
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4.3/5 (476 votes)

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I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
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4.3/5 (367 votes)

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Your mom goes to college.
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4.0/5 (249 votes)

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Give me some of your tots!
No, go find your own.
Come on, give me some of your tots.
No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
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4.3/5 (369 votes)

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