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Category: Romance
Message: Will you love me soon or will it take an eternity?
When will you fall in love with me to end this journey?
If we are together, will it be forever?
Or would we split apart and barely see each other?
If I say I that I truly do Love You,
Will I be forever with you?
This is only a small feeling of the love I contain,
Please love me Forever, or I might go insane.....
Submitted By: CThorpe12

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$6.00....Hey thats like a dollar an hour!
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3.8/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: jazzy fizzle
Rex:do you think people make fun of me because I go to starla at night I don't think so
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3.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: imurpunkypimp12
Rex: You think I got to where I am looking like Peter Pan? You want to get kicked by me while I'm wearing these bad boys?
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3.8/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Deathraptor022
You got shox, pegs...LUCKEEEEY
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4.1/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: blondiefrog12
"Do the chickens have large talans?"
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3.9/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: xoxomadisonxox
What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
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4.3/5 (467 votes)

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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
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4.1/5 (143 votes)

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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
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4.3/5 (476 votes)

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I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
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4.2/5 (185 votes)

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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
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4.3/5 (367 votes)

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Your mom goes to college.
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4.0/5 (249 votes)

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Give me some of your tots!
No, go find your own.
Come on, give me some of your tots.
No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
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4.3/5 (369 votes)

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