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I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
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Rex: You think I got to where I am looking like Peter Pan? You want to get kicked by me while I'm wearing these bad boys?
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3.8/5 (72 votes)
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Rex:do you think people make fun of me because I go to starla at night I don't think so
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3.8/5 (44 votes)
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$6.00....Hey thats like a dollar an hour!
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3.8/5 (36 votes)
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Did you draw her a picture?
Heck yes I did.
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Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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"Do the chickens have large talans?"
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3.9/5 (81 votes)
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Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
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Your mom goes to college.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
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4.1/5 (143 votes)
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You got shox, pegs...LUCKEEEEY
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Skills? You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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